Another Death At “HEART ATTACK Grill”: Yahoo!

The title of a recently released Yahoo! article isHEART ATTACK Grill spokesman dies of apparent HEART ATTACK” (Web-site/URL: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-apparent-heart-attack-162858075.html).

“A regular patron and unofficial spokesman for the HEART ATTACK Grill has died of an apparent heart attack, the restaurant’s owner said on Monday (February 11 2013)”.

“John Alleman reportedly suffered a heart attack last week outside the Las Vegas restaurant, according to The Las Vegas Sun. The 52-year-old was taken off life support on Monday (February 11, 2013)”.

“Alleman, who WAS NOT on the restaurant’s payroll, inspired the “Patient John” character that appears on the restaurant’s menu”. This man SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN “on the restaurant’s payroll

“Jon Basso, owner of the Heart Attack Grill, told the newspaper” “HE LIVED A VERY FULL LIFE” by eating at the Heart Attack Grill SEVERAL TIMES A DAY EVERY DAYHe will be missed. I told him IF YOU KEEP EATING LIKE THIS, IT’S GOING TO KILL YA. “He’d say, ‘ I just LOVE your place, Jon’. He’s the only person I know who was probably at the restaurant MORE THAN I [was]; he’d be here EVERY DARNED DAYmost likely SEVERAL TIMES PER “day”.

.“Alleman is the SECOND unofficial Heart Attack Grill spokesman to die in as many years”.

“In March, 2011, Blair River, the restaurant’s 575-pound representative, died from complications stemming from pneumonia. He was (only) 29″.

Finally, “at the time of Rivers’ death”, Basso said: “CYNICAL people might think this is funnyBut people who knew him are crying their eyes out. THERE IS A LOT OF MOURNING GOING ON HERE. You couldn’t have found a better person“.

THIS IS JUST INCREDIBLESo the “Heart Attack” is SERIOUSLY associated with HEART ATTACKS nowThis illustrates a very importantactually CRITICAL principle: it’s OK to binge every now and then/once in a whilebut we clearly SHOULDN’T overdo it/do it EVERY SINGLE DAYThis second person who died of A HEART ATTACK at the HEART ATTACK Grill must’ve eaten there at least 2-3 times per weekWe should eat to satisfy our hungerSatisfying our hunger DOES NOT mean STUFFING OURSELVES UNTIL WE EXPLODE EVERY SINGLE DAY.

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